itisnotajoke:

clean bandit

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

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ciggers:

 ciggers:

when I take a picture of somebody :

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when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :

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thematthewhealy:

healydanes:

@trumanbitch: “Someone gave matty a fucking baby and he was like “aw little bubba” and poking its face”


ohmygOD
tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

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swiftieconfetti:


"… however, some artists will be like finding "the one.” We will cherish every album they put out until they retire and we will play their music for our children and grandchildren. As an artist, this is the dream bond we hope to establish with our fans.”

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hairlesspussi:

me as hell as a parent